There are many things in life that I’m glad I tried. I’m not sure that a beer bong was one of them.
So, I’ve only ever seen beer bongs in movies involving college frat parties. And so, I was a bit curious when I heard that a friend (of a friend…of a friend…) was having a party and they had a beer bong that they lovingly nicknamed Big Bertha. Well, I tried that shit. I got so messed up, I didn’t know what to do with myself.
Ok, I think maybe we should establish right now that it may not have been the beer bong’s fault. Why did no one ever tell me that you’re not supposed to mix your beer with your liquor? Why!? I thought my friends had my back? WTF? You’re not supposed to take shots, play beer pong, take more shots, and then do a beer bong!
“Liquor before beer and you’re in the clear!”
Someone should’ve told me this.